That’s not mistletoe! Illinois zoo offers reindeer poop ornaments.
November 28, 2008
This Christmas people can decorate their trees with poop. Although reindeer are large creatures, their poo is quite small and, so it seems, desirable when rolled in glitter and strung on wire with beads.
Actually, it is an interesting fund-raising method for the zoo. The ornaments are sold for $5 each and come with a certificate of authenticity. I’m not sure you’ll find many who want the job of sitting and watching reindeer defecate in order to make the certificates, but I guess it’s got its own prestige.
Just don’t expect to get too many kisses if you hang it from the ceiling…
